The Fright Before Christmas
Production Status: STREAMING / SALE
Distributor: Big Damn Films
Twas the fright before Christmas, when all through the Airbnb,
The bitches was stirring, as Saint Nick was capping their knees;
The sluts were hung by the chimney with care,
Who would stop him, who dare would dare;
The partygoers were stunned all ensnared with dread.
Why are you still reading this?
We just said “ensnared” for fuck’s sake. Just play the goddamn movie!”
- Cosby + Weinstein & Associates
